Ho On the Go

Dear Stupid People...

2009-02-26T08:52:00.000-08:00

If you have read my Ad in the East Bay Express and have dedudced that I am a call girl you are dead wrong. I'm not a whore I only play one on TV. If you are about to pick up the phone at 1a.m. and request me to meet you- STOP. You will only wake up my kids and annoy my husband.

Mr India- Your mother in Mubai would be ashamed. Please stop calling.
Oaktown Vatos- Orale pendejo! Yo no soy una puta!
Married Sad fuck in 925- Can't you read?

Discount Ho's in 2009

2009-01-19T10:18:00.000-08:00

Times are tough so I'm slashing prices on all my products! Check the shop page for details! XOXOX

PS: Happy Birthday Kate!

Playgirl's May Issue

2008-06-23T14:07:00.000-07:00

A big Thanks to Playgirl for supporting HOTG and for these great pics of their raffle winners.

Urban Socialite

2008-04-21T12:20:00.001-07:00

White Suit!

2008-04-01T14:16:00.000-07:00

I've had this obsession with wanting a white suit for years. I was at Nordstrom rack yesterday and this white goddess of a suit in my size laid itself in my path. I guess because I'm a Mom, I dream of the day I can wear something that won't be covered in Cheeto fingers by the end of the day. I wore it today to an important luncheon. I'll let you guys decide..I hope I did'nt fall into the Diane Keaton category..or even worse: John Travolta!

German Cosmo!

2008-01-26T16:31:00.000-08:00

Many thanks to German Cosmo for their generous inclusion of one of my Ho kits for their article on one night stands. I wish I could read it! It's good, ya?

New Year- New Thongs!

2008-01-09T09:31:00.000-08:00

I have chosen a new thong brand and style for my ho kits. The last style ran really small so I had to find a new style that didn't fit only 12 yr olds (or chicks from LA) I chose a Bella Brand string thong and have included the typographic version of my logo so it now reads "Ho on the Go" under the logo.
Also, I have switched to Durex brand condoms thanks to feedback from all my wonderful customers.
Check the website for more changes like: automatic gift wrapping on all orders.

Look for HOTG in February's issue of NYLON and possibly in an upcoming Playgirl issue. Thank You guys!!!

Barneys Opens in SF

2007-09-24T20:20:00.000-07:00

I was hired on for production and worked along side legendary NYC Club promoter ChiChi Valenti and her husband DJ Johnny Dynell. I worked 3 days preparing for the big opening party..I did everything from gluing Ostrich feathers to scouring SF for the perfect ash blond fall. Working with Chi Chi and her crew was amazing. Enjoy the pics!

Thread SF

2007-09-11T10:12:00.000-07:00

Please come down to Fort Mason Saturday, Sept. 22 and see me at my booth!!

Yogini Ho

2007-07-11T12:19:00.000-07:00

Just back from 5 amazing days in Mexico, tucked in to the side of a mountain jungle south of Puerto Vallarta. My Dad's buddy has a beautiful home and I lazed around for 5 days eating mangos off a tree, doing lots of yoga, and beach cruising.
A bunch of locals stopped and asked to take a picture with them cause I looked like Chair (that's Cher in Spanish)
IMPORTANT NOTE--I WILL BE IN TEXAS FOR 2 WEEKS SO ORDERS WILL BE DELAYED 7/19-7/31.

Union St. Fair Ho's

2007-06-13T14:14:00.000-07:00

These ladies were nice enough to sport the tank AND pass out some of my cards. How hot are these chicks!?

Ho's Gone Wild!

2007-06-07T09:30:00.001-07:00

Here's pic of some white water rafting Ho's with their thongs on. Word on the street is one Single Ho put her kit to good use on one of the hot rafting guides. You go girl. Bet that double wide was shakin' like Eddie Money.

My Hot MaMa

2007-05-15T15:37:00.000-07:00

I had to share a recent picture of my purty MaMa:

taken among the wildflowers of the Texas Hill Country. She just launched her real estate company "Wildflower Realty"

Any hot single dude send me a message and I'll hook you up!

Another Satisfied Ho....

2007-05-09T14:26:00.000-07:00

I had to post this pic of a recent customer who bought a few kits for her bridesmaids. I sent her a tank top. I love the look on her fiancee's face.

He's like "uhhh-huh this my Ho".

Danny Bonaduce is a Ho..

2007-05-07T12:57:00.000-07:00

Here's me, Danny Bonaduce, and my gal pal Lisa who helped me out at the show this weekend and showed me around LA. We had Cinco De Mayo party at her friend Heath's house and marvelled at her beautiful home including some amazing Peter Beard prints. Her beautiful jewellry is here The tradeshow was a bust but we did get ol' Danny digging on our tank top. He promised to wear it to the gym. LA was a hoot. Everyone is half naked and starving.

Come on down to see me at GenArt's first ever emerging designer show at the Galleria in SF on 5/31.
www.genart.org

Latest news

2007-03-23T14:16:00.000-07:00

Can you dig my new hair?? Inspired by Edie Sedgewick and Salt n' Pepa.

Latest news...

I'm revamping my thong brand to include a broader size rang. I get loads of feedback from my bigger Ho's about larger sizes. Look for 12-18 coming soon!

Also, any men out there please send me your ultimate version of Man Ho (currently in the works).

A hunmongous thanks to the Ho's at Patricia Field for creating a massive amount of access to my kits, because of them, I'm being featured in an underground Austrian fashion mag. Patricia Field would not have been possible if not for my web guy Brian (machinationdesign.com) who hung around in NYC long enough to know some very influential people in the fashion biz.

Thanks to Rarebird finds as well for lots of coverage. With you guys, who needs PR??

Appel& Frank show TOMMOROW. Casually freaking out.

Orders delayed

2007-01-14T09:16:00.000-08:00

Hi fantastic people!

We are moving back to CA this week so if you order from 1/15-1/25 they will be mailed the following week. Sorry for the inconvenience!

Sunny

Appel and Frank shopping event in San Francisco

2006-12-20T19:13:00.000-08:00

I'm busy preparing for the Appel and Frank shopping Event in San Francisco. It's a good thing we're moving back to the bay area at the end of January cause that would be one expensive convention. Come see me at the Regency Hotel in SF on March 27th!! There will be over 600 shoppers so I better get crakin' on stuffing my kits.

So right now I'm busy preparing for: Xmas, my crazy aunt form Portland comes in on Thursday (she chides me for my house keeping talents and then leaves her big ol' granny panties around the floor), MOVING, finding a rental, and finding a school in the right neighborhood so that my son does'nt get jumped on the way home from school.

Xanax anyone?