Dear Stupid People...

If you have read my Ad in the East Bay Express and have dedudced that I am a call girl you are dead wrong. I'm not a whore I only play one on TV. If you are about to pick up the phone at 1a.m. and request me to meet you- STOP. You will only wake up my kids and annoy my husband.

Mr India- Your mother in Mubai would be ashamed. Please stop calling.
Oaktown Vatos- Orale pendejo! Yo no soy una puta!
Married Sad fuck in 925- Can't you read?